Ever have one of those days where you lose patience with everything and anyone?
That is today.
I have no idea, but after watching someone scotch tape a piece of paper together for 30 minutes I wanted to take it from them and run it through the shredder.
Wait, maybe that's not losing patience, maybe that's hating anal retentiveness.
That reminds me of a quote from Dogma:
Loki: Let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!
Bartleby: You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.