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I have a need for coffee with my oxygen.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Today the only person that is appealing to me is one that has every nasty thing that they've said written down on cardboard and shoved down their throat.

People are so wonderful that they make me want to do the splits over a bed of hot coals, while two babies are screaming incessantly in my ear, and a couple of piranhas are eating away at my nipples, just so I can stop them from being so wonderful.


If anyone does not get the sarcasm of this post or makes one comment about my nipples then I sentence them to be dragged out to the middle of the street and shot.


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